THE LAZY TEACHER
1st Day:
Trainer: Good morning College students.
College students: Good morning sir, you’re welcome to Main 5 class, God Bless you & your loved ones Amen.
Trainer: Have you learnt the subject for at this time?
College students: No sir.
Lecturers: Okay, there is no such thing as a want educating you what you do not know. See you tomorrow.
2nd Day
Trainer: Good morning pupils, have you learnt the subject for at this time?
College students: Sure sir.
Trainer: Effectively, since you recognize the subject already, there is no such thing as a want going again to what you recognize, see you tomorrow.
third Day
Trainer: Good morning College students, have you learnt what we’ve got at this time?
College students: No! Sure! No! Sure!
Trainer: Superb, clap for yourselves.
There isn’t a trigger for alarm, let those that know the subject educate those that do not know.
it is so simple as A,B,C.
By Adelana Michael Ayomikun.
ALLOW ME SIR
In a sure main college, a category instructor named, Mr Alao taught his pupils to say enable me go to the bathroom anytime they wished to make use of the restroom.
The pupils obeyed his order till a specific interval when Mr Alao was transferred to a different college and Mr Luke, a brand new instructor got here to interchange Mr Alao.
It occurred that one of many pupils wished to make use of the comfort and the next dialog ensued between the newest instructor and the scholar.
Take heed to the dialog between the Scholar and the Trainer, Mr Luke.
Scholar: Excuse me sir, Luke me to excuse myself sir, Luke me go to the bathroom?
Trainer: What? (Confusion written throughout his face).
College students: I mentioned, excuse me sir, Luke me go to the bathroom?
Trainer: What’s Luke me? What do you imply by that?
Scholar: It is your title sir as a result of, our former instructor Mr Alao taught us to say enable me and you’re Mr Luke, so will probably be, Luke me till the time we can have one other class instructor.
Trainer: Haaaaa, very humorous, Alao is a somebody’s title, whereas Enable is permission to do one thing. It’s, Enable me not Alao me Okay?
Scholar: Okay sir.
By Adelana Michael Ayomikun.
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